Couples Toys

Two rabbits, four app-controlled toys, and three wearable fits

If you are browsing toys for couples rather than something for one person, the nine here divide into three groups — two rabbits, four app-controlled toys that hand the settings to a phone, and two harnesses that hold a dildo by fit and have nothing to switch on. The rabbits split the work across independent motors: the Rabbit Ear Vibrator works the shaft internally while the two ears stay on the clitoris, with ten shaft settings, ten ear settings and five thrust settings on a 360° sliding bead ring, and the Red Lips Rabbit is the fuller 3-in-1 — a telescopic shaft, a mouth-shaped opening that adds a biting suction over the top, and a rabbit arm, across five thrusting and bite modes and ten vibration patterns.

The four app-controlled models all pair with a phone app rather than a separate handset, and the difference between them is where the stimulation comes from. Three are wearable or hands-free: two U-shaped models that sit where they are placed — the smaller is a 125 × 92 mm body with nine vibration and nine tapping modes across three stimulation points, about 120 minutes on a magnetic USB lead for roughly 50 minutes of use, while the larger U-Shaped Couples Vibrator carries a 102.9 × 28.7 mm inner arm and a 78 mm × 18 mm outer arm joined by a flexible curved bridge, fully wrapped in soft silicone and rated for splashes and shower use — and a 100 mm egg with a 130 mm retrieval cord, worn internally and left to a partner to control from the app. The fourth keeps the 125 × 92 mm footprint but trades the tapping plate for a suction nozzle at one end of a bendable two-armed body — ten suction modes on the nozzle and ten vibration modes in the ribbed prongs, so the outer sensation comes from air pulses rather than taps.

The other two hold a dildo in place by fit rather than power. The stretchy hip harness steps into an elastic waistband covering 52.1–81.3 cm with a hip band of 73.7–88.9 cm, carries a 19 cm dildo with 15.5 cm insertable and a 4.5 cm wide shaft, and keeps that angle on a built-in keel — 830 g all in, fully waterproof, soft silicone. The leather-look panel is the lighter option at 16 g, a 260 × 170 mm panel on elastic webbing with metal snaps, a 32 mm centre hole that widens to 36 mm once the dildo is seated, and no battery, charging or vibration anywhere in it. The third wearable is neither a belt nor a panel but a whole garment of pants: one flesh-tone stretch moulding carries the waist, legs and a 14 cm dildo, with a hollow cavity 3.4 cm across and 10 cm deep at the base of the shaft so the wearer stays inside the shape. The slimmer waistband reaches 62 cm and the widest 132 cm on that single size, the pants stand 29 cm tall, and there is again no motor or battery. Next to the 830 g hip harness it is a different approach rather than a lighter version of the same one — nothing to buckle, nothing to set at an angle, and a 14 cm shaft instead of the 19 cm one.

Water-based lubricant is the safe choice across all nine; it will not break down silicone and it rinses out in warm water. The motorised models — the two rabbits, the app-controlled wearables and the suction toy — rinse clean because their bodies are waterproof, then need drying before the next use. The harnesses wipe down and store flat, the elastic webbing left uncreased so it keeps its shape, and the nine all reach you in an unlabelled box, paid for in cash when the courier hands it over.

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