Dildos

Twelve dildos, from a silent 14 cm to a 41 cm extra-long

Five of the twelve are motorised, and the difference between them is how much they move. The Lotus Thrusting Dildo combines an inner peristaltic motion with an outer thrusting stroke over a lotus base that stands hands-free. The Thrusting Dildo Machine is the only one built as a machine — a remote-controlled unit on a suction-cup mount with a 30 mm telescopic stroke, 270 mm overall, 140 mm insertable, a 34 mm shaft and a 225° adjustable angle, rated under 85 dB. The 18.2 cm heating dildo has ten thrusting and ten vibration modes, a warmer that switches on with a double-tap of the base button, a wireless remote, and a 460 g weighted body in double-layer silicone that stays seated instead of tipping. The fourth is the 29 cm realistic dildo with a vibrator in the shaft and an oval wireless handset in the box — three buttons for waveform, power and M, so the settings change without reaching down, charged over USB through a port in the suction cup base. The fifth is the newest of that group and the only one driven purely from a handset: a 21.5 cm remote telescopic heating dildo, 406 g, with 16 cm of telescopic travel in the shaft, a 40 mm diameter, a 42°C warming setting and an oval remote holding vibration, power and heat on separate buttons. It is the one motorised piece here without a suction base, so it is held rather than mounted.

The other seven are manual and silent. The 29 cm realistic model carries balls and a strong suction cup, and it is the direct counterpart to the vibrating 29 cm: same moulding, same base, but no motor, no remote and nothing to charge. The 17 cm liquid silicone model at 450 g stands upright on its base on its own; the 16 cm black model weighs 190 g; the 41 cm extra-long piece is the longest in the store — soft TPE at 1009 g, a 36 cm shaft above moulded balls, a 5.5 cm-wide red glans and a 9 cm suction disc, with no motor or battery anywhere in it; and the 14 cm small realistic dildo is the shortest and lightest of the twelve, at 141 g, on a full suction disc that seals it to tiles or glass so it holds while you move. The 15 cm red-glans model is the one that looks different from the rest: the same flesh-tone compound as the others, but the head is moulded in bright red as part of the same pour rather than a separate cap, on a 350 g body with a 22 cm overall length and a 70 mm disc base.

A second large manual model sits alongside it: the 31 cm dildo weighs 910 g and runs 60 mm across the shaft, with 235 mm of shaft above moulded balls and a vacuum disc underneath. It is the heaviest piece on this page, so the before-use check is the surface rather than the setting: glazed tile, glass and polished stone hold it, grouted tile and painted plaster do not. It comes in flesh tone with a red glans or in solid black, both on the same 310 x 60 mm body.

The newest arrival is the 30 cm XL moulding, and it is the thickest of the group rather than just the longest — 300 mm overall with 240 mm insertable, but 180 mm around the shaft and a 58 mm glans, both past anything else on this page. It weighs 350 g and sits on a 76 mm disc, so the extra bulk is carried by the base and not by your wrist. The 41 cm TPE model is still the one to look at if length is the whole point; the 30 cm is the answer when girth is.

What every dildo here shares is a hands-free base and an angle you set by hand. Lubricant is the one variable worth getting right: water-based, because a silicone lubricant breaks down a silicone toy — and on the wider mouldings a generous coat matters most, since a 58 mm head or a 5.5 cm-wide one needs more slip than the slimmer shafts. Warm water rinses every body, the motorised models take a USB charge between sessions, and the box that reaches you has nothing printed on it.

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